a cura di Vito Camarretta 07/08/2003
 Hi Mr.Mochipet. So you're a pet. What about your parents?
They are the glow in the dark skeletal creatures at the bottom of the sea.
I am an inferential alien of magnificent rice magnitude!Let's try to draw a genealogichal "music" tree. What are the main stages from roots to leafs of your sound? Space salsa > glow in the dark glamrock > digital deathmetal > punk polka > superdeluxrockinsockholefaceinyour cheeseniphopingghettocrunkedchickenbeats~! What about Japanese electronic music scene? I don't know. I live in San Francisco, CA United States of Genrica. I've only been to Japan once and we went to club yellow where they played dance music all night and we got wasted with my man Jason Weeman, Preston A., Capt Fun, & Angry Flip! According to some essaysts and music criticists, Japan art and music is a sort of different perspectives of Tokyo metroarea. Do you agree? I don't know. I don't really read Japanese so I can't understand what Japanese music critics say, but I guess they should know what they are talking about. I really like the noodles you buy from the machines in Japan. You put money in and a ticket comes out and you can go get your noodles, but it's all in Japanese so you don't know what the heck your suppose to get. It's like wheel of noodles. Except there's no wheel. Just Noodles. Everyone should eat noodles, cause it gives you long life! So you can sleep in little capsules.  Japanese culture is one of the most
fascinating, nowadays. One of its main "meme" is a perfect combination and
a fully-integrated way-of-living between&in progress and tradition.
What are the main features of the future of your country? how did you
dream it? Yea, that would be really cool to have a country of my
own. I guess it would be called WANGLAND? I dream of my country as big and
strong. With the power to penetrate any obstacle with sheer utter force
because we are wang. There would be lots of little mochi things running
around and of course we play crunked ghetto beats at all the national
events! What about Btrendy experience? Its history, the main features of its atistic entourage, its future projects and projections... The Btrendy experience is all about love, cause I lov the ladies and they lov me so together we make beautiful lov with lots of orgasmic voltron toys! In a review issued on our zine, we try to find a parallelism between your sound and the one by other glorious phenomenons in European and American ill-bient scene. How do you perceive it? What are you favourite artists? Whom would you like as a collaborator? What's the ill-bient scene? Is that like Run DMC's You be illin? I lov that song, especially if girls sing it playing double dutch! I want to collaborate with Neil Diamond, his catalog is amazing. I think Neil Diamond with the Neptunes and Dying Fetus would make a great Big Band!  In your opinion and from the viewpoint of a
musical innovator like you, what's the audio device that could mark a
revolution in the way of perceiving electronic music in the near
future? Me and Kid606 use these plugins called transmogrifier 3000.
They are the best thing ever. Even DJ Qbert used it on his new record
demolition pumpkin... I am working on a plugin that will not only write
music for me but unwrite bad music that's out there. So it will actually
go out and find bad music to unwrite and make better. This way we will
never have to listen to bad music ever again. I (and I'm neither the first nor the latter) discovered your projects by surfing on Internet. Could you describe your funny website? What funny website? Oh you must mean http://www.mulletsgalore.com Yes, I wanted a website to showcase my haircut and it just got out of control. I never knew so many people had haircuts like mine. Would you like to make a show in Europe? Yes, I'd lov to make a show in Europe. It would be called Monte Mochi's Ghetto Circus. It would be me and the crew of MTV Jackass sipping tea while watching pornos in yellow jumpsuits. /font> |
